The Chaz!

This really is the best they can do. Steal some property and set up a discriminatory, donation-dependent replica of past inane attempts to improve upon a system of governance that wasn’t properly catering to their ignorant, entitled asses.

Newsflash: You people are a disgrace to the works and sacrifice of those men and women who helped build modern western society.

Your ignorant, brainwashed asses are too stupid to realize that you’re the living embodiment of “useful idiots” who are being used by powers that will instantly dispose of you if they ever achieve their ends.

You are also too stupid to realize that the only reason you have not already been crushed like gnats for your unlawful, armed insurrection is that your pathetic actions serve more as a comic relief than a threat.

If it were up to me, there would be leaflets dropped onto the area informing everyone that they have one hour to evacuate or be charged, to the fullest extent of the law, for sedition and insurrection. And that, once convicted, all such convicts would be subject to a daily routine of publicly beneficial hard labor until they were old and gray.

Furthermore, everyone leaving the area will be held liable for any damage or loss that’s claimed by the actual residents and business owners of the area.

The leaflets would also state, in no uncertain terms, that any similar actions which might take place anywhere in the U.S. in the future will immediately result in the above mentioned punishment for everyone involved, including anyone who funds such action.

Now, mind you, I’m the first person to say that the government is utterly corrupt. But you entitled dipshits who’ve been indoctrinated with an absurd, covetous, hate-filled ideology are not doing anything to bring about the change that’s desperately needed.

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