One flavor, take it or leave it

But don’t be fooled, this is one super tasty t-shirt!

And while we’re on the subject of taste, what exactly is it that makes premium brand snacks taste so much better than store brands? Is it really the ingredients, or is it the result of a much more ingenious plot to control our taste buds – the premium shelf space that they purchase from the store to entice our simplistic minds with their premium packaging!

(Did you happen to notice that they’re putting the snack products with packaging aimed at children on the lower shelves, at their eye level? *Hint: you might want to give your child a hand-held video device to play with while shopping, so he/she/it – I’m not privy to their sexual orientation – can avoid such nefarious plots to trap them in a consumeristic mold!)

In Double Blind University taste tests, our scrumptious threads were found to be consistently preferred – 68 to 1 above the competition (and I later discovered that the dissenting party voted as such merely because the shirt failed to offer a “Trigger Warning” to its unsuspecting victims).

We freshly bake all of our t-shirts with love, unlike the other guys who fry theirs on automated assembly lines and then freeze them for shipping!

Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.