Biological Facts

Trigger Warning: changing the name of something does not change what it intrinsically is.

Two real-world examples of this include: not being able to pay your taxes with a dirty napkin that you’ve decided to refer to as $10,000 worth of gold; and not surviving a play date with a congregation of Alligators that you’ve renamed “Cuddle Bunnies”.

But what does the Boston Children’s Hospital say when asked “If girls get periods, what do guys get?“. Hmmm… it appears as though they have a definite, limited idea of what a “uterus” is.

Perhaps everyone who’s offended by such logic will now refer to surgery as “layer cake” and their nearest bakery as a “hospital”, so that they can head over there if they’re in need of an operation.

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