Crackaholic

Why do drunks get all of the respect? Is it because they’re addicted to a legal drug whose makers have worked tirelessly to make its presence requisite at all mainstream social functions? Could it be the non-stop running of commercials on TV glorifying anything that can be construed to have any relation to alcohol?

Or could it be that crack smokers, without such a well-heeled constituency, are often forced, because of their disease, to do things for five bucks that even a Super PAC-funded politician might consider out of bounds?

Whatever the reason, let’s make the stigma of being a “Crackhead” a thing of the past. In America we know that perception is everything and that proper perception starts with the right name, so do your part by wearing this socially conscious t-shirt!

Before you know it, the election and re-election of crack smoking mayors will no longer be isolated to our nation’s capital…

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